Geek Logic
an attempt by an individual to defend overt jumps in logic made by film-makers and authors in science fiction and fantasy movies or books. to go beyond what is obvious (or semi-obvious) to the average move-goer or book-reader to defend what was poor planning on the part of the creator. be it anachronisms, poor research or cheap shortcuts to move a plot along. geeks are famous for coming up with excuses as to why something in a favored movie was not self-evident to one of its critics. some twisty “clever” explanation outside of what is available in the actual film is the geeks explanation. usually some thought that a character was having about the situation, or some magical math that’s only available in the sci-fi world in which the genre occurs.
astrophysicist: a p-rs-c is a measure of sp-ce and not time, so how could han solo have “made the kessel run in under 12 p-rs-cs”? it makes no sense!
geek logician: you see kessel runners had to deposit smuggled spice shipments in between freighters traveling at a fixed speed, so that the shorter distance covered by said freighters during a run was regarded as bragging rights.
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