Geek Squad
new gang fromed at american electronics retailer best buy. they dress scrawny fbi agents and drive vw beetles with the gs logo on the side. if you work at circuit city these thugs will vandalize the store and you.
customer: oh my god are you okay?!
circuit city employye: h-ll no b-tch! i just got jacked by these geek squad guys. they raped my -ss!
a small computer tech store based in minnesota that was bought by best buy. you can now find the geek squad in all best buy stores. if you wish to find one he or she will be wearing a white shirt, black slacks, and a tie with a geek squad pin on it. with their supreme 1337-ness a geek squad agent will be able -ssist a customer with any computer crisis. do not attempt to go to circuit city for a computer problem as they are too busy picking eachother’s b-tts.
ohnoes my megahurtz they haev been st0led!!1!one! haxx0rz gotted them!call teh geek squad!
the laughing stock of businesses in the pc world. run by a bunch of idiots reading off microsoft’s website. charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). rivaled by alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can’t tell a graphics card from a sound card. employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with pcs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogsh-t. merged with best buy recently to become one ultimate corporate f-ckstick. if you use geek squad you are a f-cking idiot who doesn’t deserve a pc and sucks major amounts of corporate d-ck.
bringing your pc in to geek squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.
see also: crock of sh-t, scam, waste of money.
the very fact that the geek squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.
a group of r-t-rded monkeys that work at best buy thinking they can fix computers but in all reality is screw them up worse then they really are.
geek squad: heres your computer mam
customer: is if fixed?
geek squad: i dont know there wasnt a bannana in it
customer: wtf?!
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