Janky Turd


a term used by lame -sses on bmx museum to describe something sh-tty. some dumb troll used it once and a bunch of guys picked up on it and use it to death.
hey man, did you see that janky t-rd of a janky t-rd?
janky t-rd is a bmx bike that is poorly made.
two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle ( stem is awful as a whole as well), bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. this 2010 dc quadangle is a janky t-rd.
janky t-rd is a term commonly used in bmx bike circles to describe a sh-tty bmx bike. the term was started on the bmx museum.
that new quadangle bike is such a janky t-rd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. f-ckin janky t-rd!

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