geekological clock


much like a woman’s biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you’ve gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it – having “gone off” or is “ticking”.
1. “my geekological clock is ticking cause i still don’t have the new zelda game!”
2. “my geekological clock went off, i have to go out and get this figure right now!”

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