geen

a word created to describe everything and nothing. describes actions, inactions, feelings, confirmation of plans/att-tude purposes. the only way to describe a word like geen, is to infact just nod your head and say “geen”.
pat: geen?
mike: geen.
pat: -nod-
lex: what the f-ck are you two planning?
mike: -nod-
a fat, sweet, cuddly cat.
also, can be subst-tuted for any word in a sentence or used as an adjective.
“wow, that new toilet is geen!”
“the geen is in the loaf position!”
a cross between a goon and a geek. potentially a term of endearment by someone who has not quite decided if you a goon or geek and has stumbled over their words.
tim: “you are such a geen!”
jen: “a bit!”
tim: “i got confused between a goon and geek and it came out geen!”
jen: “you are a geen!”
a cheeky prostate tickle.
eric wasn’t too happy that his girlfriend gave him a geen last night.
noun. a sober person (walking,standing) surrounded by high people (sitting,lying-down).

this comes from the universal famous high joke, saying a colour (usually blue, mauve or green) during a lull in the conversation.

“geen” is a common mispr-nunciation of green due to the effect some drugs can have on the speech centre, and similarly, eye sight, particularly the interpretation of colour, which is often affected at the same time.
when stoned, people frequently lie back or sit low, and often marvel at the ability and effort of people who walk around. in dim lighting situations, these people will appear tinged green, and so exclaim the colour, often mispr-nouncing. at some point, someone must have thought it was a noun, and then aptly named the sober people moving around them.
-dude walks past some stoners in a dimly-lit room-
stoner#1: dude! you’re standing up!
-general giggles, while the dude is looking blank-
stoner#2: dude! greeeeeen!
stoner#3; greeeeen!
stoner#2: oh my god he’s geen!
stoner#3: he’s geen?
stoner#1: he’s a geen!
-general giggles resume-
its a geek right, and basicly they think they’re cool because they’re a geek init.
shep: look at that geen!
coughlin: -cries-

geen 1: two hydrogen atoms walking down the street; and one gets h-t by a car and loses an electron. . . ‘omg i just lost an electron’ . . . ‘ are you sure?!?’ . . . ‘yeh i’m positive’

geen 2: hahahahaha!!!

barry: what a bunch of geens!
what happens when yor wireless keyboard misses a key
joe geens constantly sometimes i think he is stupid