Gehrke


a way of talking that results from sucking on too much d-ck. speech becomes slurred and sloppy because the person’s tongue is numb from over-usage.
you sound awfully gehrke today.
the most precious of things.

gorgeous.

not describable by words..
look at gehrke over there! girls crazy fly!
a h-m-s-xual that is so gay that he can’t even get a boyfriend. when he gets tired of masturbating all by his lonesome, he usually resorts to experimenting with his dog.
that gay guy over there is such a gehrke!

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