Geiger’s Law
are you or are you not bigger that it?
a phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.
“this yogurt expired a couple days ago, should i still eat it?”
“don’t worry about it, you are much bigger than it. geiger’s law, dude”
“i think that guy’s giving me the stink-eye, should i say something to him?”
“geiger’s law would say you shouldn’t, he is much bigger than you”
a law from the book of geiger which states “you are bigger than it.”
that is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
“gross, there’s mold on this bread.”
“nah you’re safe, geiger’s law bro!”
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