Gel Bracelets
gel things that go around your wrist. they were popular in the 80’s, like converse, and now they’re back! but they are used differently. when snapped, the bracelet is used as a s-xual coupon. the meanings are:
yellow: hug
pink: hickey
orange: kiss
purple: kiss their own s-x
red: lap dance
green: oral s-x on a girl
clear: whatever the snapper wants
blue: oral s-x on a guy
black: all the way
white: flash
glittery yellow: hug and kiss
glittery pink: also flash
glittery purple: french kiss
glittery blue: -n-l s-x
glittery green: 69
glittery clear: touch any part they want (just touch!)
just because someone is wearing these doesn’t mean that they are s-xually active or “playing by the rules”. they can be used as a fashion statement or as a… you know…
girl: ow! oh sh-t, you broke one of my black gel bracelets!
snapper guy: hey, you know what that means! (hip thrust)
girl: sigh, uh, i don’t play by the rules.
guy: sure you don’t.
girl: fine. come over to my place tomorrow at 10.
guy: yes!
any one that thinks that we are having s-x when we break eachother’s bracelets has a sick and twisted mind. who the h-ll cares about it. i don’t f-ck anyone when my bracelets get broken. it’s not our fault there was a s-xual lable put on it!!!!!!! blame the people promoting it not us!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get a life people! if people didn’t make such a big deal about it than it would still we could wear them w/out being judged and labeled! but isn’t that what they’re trying to teach us! to judge people? to label them?
black: all the way
clear: wild card
blue: bl-w j-b
i don’t know the rest. why bother?
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