Gelgamek


a creature from another planet, the majority of which follow christianity. gelgamek women have v-g-n-s that are 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth. gelgamek women are also featured in the intergalactic hit tv show, “who wants to marry a gelgamek?”

aliens from south park
gelgameks and giant spiders are accepted symbols of the christian faith in the vatican.

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