Gelk


the sound you make when you are punched in the throat.
“hey, look at that b-st-rd. you should go punch him in the throat.”
-punch
“gelk!”
1. the name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by.

2. idiot

3. tw-t
bobbie hall, you are such a gelk.
just f-ck off you f-cking gelk.

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