Gelping


what it’s called when you go for a walk, and need to go to the bathroom, so you walk quickly, and in a weird way, the entire 2km home.
wheres adrian? i thought he said he’d be right back?

no he was going real fast in the opposite direction, i bet he was gelping.
vomiting in another persons mouth and both parties enjoying it in a s-xual manner
last night me and my girlfreiend were doing some serious gelping! she loved it

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