Gem Job


is when you ask for your check at a restaurant and the server climbs up on your table and spells out your total with her feces
i went to a place in the poconos and this waitress sh-t on my table,, oh sh-t son, you got a gem job kid,, d-mnnnnnnn boooyeeee!

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