Genatalia Buddies
friends who can critique eachothers genatalia in a completely as-xual way. genatalia buddies can be either of the same or opposite s-xes. when one’s genatalia is being obseved by their partner, traditon says that the one being observed must be in the position of michelangelo’s david, while the one observing must be in the position of auguste rodin’s the thinker.
“well susy, your v-g-n- is a bright shade of pink that is quite inviting. unfortunately, your l-b– is quite small. furthurmore you seem to be in a perpetual state of camel toe, this not a bad thing, yet not a good thing. overall, your v-g-n- is rather pleasing.”
“oh thank you pat! we are truly a great pair genatalia buddies!”
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