gender pay gap
a lie that women tell that men make more money than women. a man makes 5 dollars for ever 4 dollars a woman makes. 4 + 1!
sarah: hey boss, why did bobby get 100 dollars and i got nothing.
boss: sarah, you know your a volunteer right?
sarah: so why didn’t i get money?
boss: volunteers don’t make money…
sarah: you misogynistic women hating sc-m! gender pay gap!!!!!!
boss: sarah did you do any work today?
sarah: uhhhhhhhh…
(gary now i know, i was wrong)
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