General Cockhead



your everyday d-ckh–d who doesn’t have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. they’re usually found loitering around shopping malls and making h-m-s-xual poses on facebook. they refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

a general c-ckh–d often brushes their hair to the side like justin bieber, wears short fluro shorts (usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a f-ssion accessory rather then a religious symbol. they’re often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they’re to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

if the general c-ckh–d is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sungl-sses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
jake: omfgz david guetta iz the best dj eva!!!!!

tom: you’re such a general c-ckhead, you’re only saying that because everyone else likes him. grow some b-lls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.

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