General Havelock


this mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. also known as ‘appleyard’s curse’.
“my interweb venture was running smoothly until i got a visit from general havelock. despite being off my food ever since, i now sh-t myself hourly!”

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