general sherman
large fish in the simpsons.
they say he’s five hundred pounds of
bottom-dwelling fury, don’t you know. no one knows how old he is, but
if you ask me (and most people do), he’s hundred years if he’s a day.
“and uh no one’s ever caught him?”
“well, one fella came close. went by the name of homer. seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. his eyes were like steel, cold, hard. had a shock of hair, red like the fires of h-ll.”
s-x act, where your f-cking a girl in the -ss about an hour after dinner. your f-cking her, and your f-cking her in the -ss. when all the sudden you pull your d-ck out of her -ss, reach around her from behind and give her a quick bear hug around her stomach. this causes sh-t to rocket out of her -ss much like a sh-ll getting fired from a tank barrel. hence, the general sherman.
i gave this hoe the general sherman last night and she sprayed sh-t all over the room. i’ve never seen anything like it.
deviant s-xual manoeuvre #48
this works best when your girlfriend refuses to have s-x with you due your s-xually transmitted disease.
tell your girlfriend you understand what she wants and plan an encounter in two weeks. until that day do not wipe your b-m after bowel movements, thereby creating a thick crust of dingleberries and residue in and around your crack.
on the night of the date, turn the heating way up, to around 100 degrees.
when she comes over engage her making sure you are on top. at this point the sweat which will inevitably acc-mulate will pick up the residue on your b-tt and seap down into her v-g-n- and -n-s, flowing down from the north inflaming everything in its path.
“yeah i gave her the old ‘general sherman’
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