Genital Contractor


-noun
1. a person who contracts to perform s-x acts at a certain price or rate.

2. a politically correct term for a prost-tute, wh-r-, hooker, or ho.
man to friend
“my wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days i stopped and picked up a sk-nky old wh-r-. i thought she was going to p-ss out from the stench when i unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my kn-b like a pro and i busted a ferocious nut right down her throat”.

friend to man
“wow that was a great story. thanks for sharing that. by the way i believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than wh-r-“.

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