genrelise
inventing excessive, ridiculous and unnecessary sub-genres, cross-genres and meta-genres to describe a style of music, your personal taste in music or the music of a specific artist. particularly prevalent in the fields of electronic dance music and extreme metal.
dj: “i play kind of hyped-up progressive deep house with a kind of minimal/fidget flavour to it”
everyone else: “don’t f-cking genrelise mate”
metaller: “i’m really into nordic folk-deathcore and symphonic black grindcore the moment”
everyone else: “yeah? great. so you like metal, right?”
music journalist: “have you heard of aquacrunk? it’s the new big thing from glasgow. everyone’s talking about it”
everyone else: “aquacrunk? are you f-cking joking? get a life mate.”
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