knuckle-running


verb.: an action typically seen performed by enraged apes who run with their fists closed when moving to attack someone: hence “knuckle” running. buldging eyes and bared teeth are also commonly part of this reaction.

also used to describe a human in a state of rage that is comparable to an angry ape.
“you’re in for a bad day: john came knuckle-running into the office twenty minutes ago bellowing something about you forgetting half of the prices you were supposed to add to that quote you were working on.”

or

him: “so, how would your mom react if i stayed the night?”
her: “she’d be fine. dad would knuckle-run you right off of the property, though.”
him: “ah. i’ll go home.”
her: “good plan.”

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