Gentleman Jack
when a male m-st-rb-t-s (see jack off) while wearing only a tuxedo top and, optionally, other dinner party accessories (options include: handkerchief, top hat, cigar, etc.).
a play on words on the whiskey brand of the same name.
roger felt fancy on friday night, so he decided to give himself a gentleman jack.
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