Gentleman’s completion
for a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.
sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a gentleman’s completion
“bl–dy h-ll, have you seen those pics of jessica simpson? i had to go home in a rush…”
“how was it?”
“gentleman’s completion…”
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