gentleman’s delima


consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. the pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

often occurrs during a gentleman’s release.
i had the gentleman’s delima today. i gambled and sadly, i lost. i sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. i should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

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