Gentleman’s Five


1)to enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) to utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, ‘a shifty one’, for momentary relief
i’ve had 2 gentleman’s fives today already and its not even lunchtime

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