Gentleman’s Glue


warm, creamy, delicious discharge from a mans beef steak, occurs after he becomes too excited. warning: may cause menstruation to end for a nine month period, followed by 18+ years of h-ll.
person 1: “what’s on the floor in there?”
person 2: “my own special brand of gentleman’s glue”

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