Gentleman’s Grip
the act of stealing a negligible amount of drugs from your friend’s stash, in hopes that it will go unnoticed. usually motivated by desperation, not spite or ill-will.
“mike, this bag looks a little low. did you pinch something out of here?”
“aw man, it wasn’t that much. just a gentleman’s grip.”
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