gentlemans mustard

a spicy alternative to the often-used saying “gentlemans relish” – meaning s-m-n. usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
“sheila, why are you’re eyes so red?”
“oh nothing, it’s just our bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and i was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that i forgot to close my eyes before it was too late”

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