Gentleman’s Nap
top definition
masturbation without proper clean-up afterward. a gentleman’s nap is when a man m-st-rb-t-s, c-ms, then uses the underwear he is wearing to soak up the mess left on his stomach before falling asleep.
when one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.
kim: “why are your boxers so crusty?”
josh: “i took a gentleman’s nap”
kim: gross!
david was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman’s nap.
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