Gentleman’s Peek
a customary act performed at the urinal where one gentleman “peeks” over the part-tion to have a look at the other man’s genitals. in no way is this a gay, just a nice gentleman’s gesture to acknowledge a fellow man’s package.
matt: “dude did you just look at my d-ck, your so gay.”
randy: “relax man it was just a gentleman’s peek.”
matt:”oh…ok, no worries.”
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