Gentleman’s Relaxation Time
common parlance for the screening of p-rnography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.
sir worthington: my good man, care for a game of bridge?
sir hardd-ck: no thank you, good sir. i am due for gentleman’s relaxation time.
sir worthington: indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.
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