gentleman’s spa day
it is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. the usual three “s’s” (sh-t, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. first is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. while showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in gl-ss containers) and put on some music (zz top comes to mind). voilà, a pampered gentleman.
friend: what did you do this weekend?
you: well i stayed in on sunday and had a gentleman’s spa day
friend: nice
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