gentleman’s stitch
a gentleman’s st-tch is the st-tch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the v-g-n-l opening to make sure that future s-xual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. the woman is made “tight” again for the man. sometimes, after a child going through the birth c-n-l, the v-g-n-l opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good s-xual activity. does the phrase, “you could drive a volkswagen through there” give you a hint?
when the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, i told the doctor i was going to need a gentleman’s st-tch after it was all over.
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