Gentlemen’s Literature
1) literature tending to the needs of a gentleman, at such times when one is often alone. essential reading for the cultured gent.
2) dirty t-tty mags for dirty manslags.
“i say terrance, lovely collection of gentlemen’s literature you have here!”
“why thank you, horace. it is a hobby of mine.”
“i don’t mean to be overtly suggestive, old chap, but this one is sticky!”
“yes, it is a favourite of mine!”
“oh my, terrance, you dirty w-nker!”
“give us a kiss.”
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