Gentlemen’s Slaughter


the awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.
friend 1: ‘dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? we were hitting it off like waves on a beach!’

-awkward pause-

friend 2: “gentlemen’s slaughter!”

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