Stretch nuts
an intimidating name to call somebody.
derrick- you coming to my party later?
rob- you think i’m gonna turn down p-ssy and beer? of course i’m coming!
derrick- okay… but stretch nuts over there isn’t invited!
1. a nick-name for an individual with an unsually large scr-t-m and/or t-st-cl-s.
2. a nick-name for an idividual with an unusually pliable scr-t-m.
3. an endearing term for a good buddy.
4. a term used to describe a courageous individual.
“wow,” said jill. “jay has m-ssive b-lls! no wonder they all call him ‘stretch nuts’!”
all the girls called jay ‘stretch nuts’ because he could stretch his sack the whole way around his kneecaps.
“hey stretch nuts! let’s have a beer guzzling contest!”
“man! that jay is a real stretch nuts. he’s got huge b-lls! certainly not a nutless wonder like bill…”
“certainly it is known that t-st-cl-se, the hero of ancient grecian lore, had a m-ssive ball sack. he was often referred to as ‘stretch nuts’ by his closest commrades at arms; not only because of his courage, but also because of his ample scr-t-m.”
excerpt taken from:
‘t-st-cl-se and other stretch nuts of ancient mythology;
the lore of the heroic scr-t-m in western europe’
usually used as an insult, it basically means someone that can stretch his scr-t-m very far off his person.
logan is such a f-ckin stretchnuts
omg yeah so is frank, its like a gay fetish
Read Also:
- Gateway Artist Theory
the gateway artist theory is the theory that the -ssociation or listening to of the less deleterious musical artist may lead to the listening of musical artists with a greater magnitude of lack of substance or quality. it is often attributed to the listening to of kid cudi, gateway artist: an artist that encourages the […]
- gay bash
to beat a person with a 3 foot rubber d-ld-. this is usually due to the inability to find a larger rubber d-ld- to flog the deserving offender with. while the person being beaten does not necessarily have to be h-m-s-xual, this beating is usually reserved for flaming h-m-s-xuals who feel the need to share […]
- himdugen
parkers mom, aka him himduge how is him doing
- puff coat
a big, bulky winter jacket, often filled with down or polyester that n-gg-rs wear in all seasons. puff coats are used to conceal numerous weapons, and essential for successful shoplifting sprees. “follow the n-gg-r in the red puff coat, he’s about to steal something.”
- squat-by
when a person quickly pulls down their pants, squats, and defecates in public. some people thought that jason did a squat-by in the science wing hallway, when in fact, he just placed the t-rd on the floor which he had carried around in a little tube thingy.