geo metro

a sub-compact car, which is extremely fun to drive and is probably the best car on gas (except hybirds), not very fast but very fun and can be parked anywhere.
geo metro, suzuki swift, pontiac firefly, chevy sprint, its all the same!

geo metro
an extinct pocket-sized subcompact car that was easily toppled off it’s super economy throne by some other subcompacts-the toyota echo and kia rio. seats 4-5 small people. loses power when you turn on the a/c. easily outwitted and outperformed by your average m-ss transit line bus. cheap lousy transportation. see also suzuki swift.
===oh no! he’s pedaling faster and he’s catching up to us! step on it and go faster!
===i can’t! it’s a geo!
highly efficient car. easy on the pocket for those would rather not be bent over by the oil companies. one of the few cars that actually does what it was claimed to do. speaking as someone who has drivin and had one. definitely not for the impatient or someone who enjoys getting tickets and high insurance rates.
wow look. that v8 just blew away a geo metro. talk about a fragile ego. when he gets home he will probably push his grandma in the wheelchair down the stairs.
biggest (or should i say smallest) piece of sh-t. a cr-ppy little hatchback car that has about 50 horsepower, and is known to break down frequently. normally comes complete with a 3 cylinder 1.0 l engine, which one could smoke riding on a lawnmower. normally teenagers who cannot afford anything slightly better or poor white trash are seen driving these. any approaching geo metro can be heard by the loud “putt putt putt” sounds they tend to emit.
yo, me and my crackaz were racin in our pimpin geo metros and ford festivas. the guy mowing his lawn on his john deere f-ckin smoked us.
the unbelievably cr-ppy sub-compact car that ned flanders from the simpsons owns. ned and his family attempt to elude homer simpson’s attempt at wanting to go mini-putting by escaping in their red geo metro.
as red geo metro speeds out of garage…
homer (running towards geo metro): “neddy! neddy!!!!”
-cue suspenseful action music-
todd: “he’s gaining on us!”
rodd (distraught & crying): “i’m scared!”
maude: “c’mon neddy, move this thing!”
ned (extremely distraught): “i can’t!!! it’s a geo!!!!!”
1. a small economy car.

2. a car owned by high school jocks who put meaningless “mods” such as body kits, large exhaust pipe, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the ch-ssis, altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the jock’s cr-ppy rap cd playing, and last but not least, a prep (see: sl-t) in the shotgun seat.
jock: yo dood luk at my phat metro

me: no. it looks like sh-t and is gaudy as h-ll.