Geoff Day
when you start drinking at 5 a.m. and p-ss out drunk before your kid wakes up.
my husband was supposed to take the kids to school, instead he pulled a geoff day and didn’t wake up until the evening.
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a geoff day is a day in which one does absolutely nothing productive
grabdna had a geoff day than she died
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