geographically illiterate


a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the united states. someone who sucks at geography.
kris: do you know where ukraine is?
dave: is that the country next to india?
kris: no! g-d, you’re geographically illiterate

kris: did you hear that russia invaded geogia?
dave: omg! are they going to invade atlanta?
kris: no, georgia the country you dumb-ss
dave: there’s a country called georgia?
kris: you are so geographically illiterate

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