Geomar


some dude i know who was very shy. he’s smart and all but lazy too. now he’s a lot more outgoing i hope. college, yeah. he loves the s-xy ladies, so if you are one, make sure to have s-x with this guy. he knows all the s-x positions from constant research at 3am alone in a dark room. with a laptop and some tissues. usually resides in washington

high morals but very sinful.
just like the pokemon gods agree that geodude can harden on demand, this geomar dude does the same.

geo – earth
mar – destroy
geomar – the antichrist!!!

geomar loves to do crazy sh-t but hates what people think of the crazy sh-t he does. a f-ckin’ contradiction.

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