Geordi La Forge


the act of lying one’s p-n-s across another human’s eyes causing such person to look like geordi la forge from the hit television series star trek.
head was p-ssed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and darrin slapped him the geordi la forge as willie took a picture for remembrance.
geordi la forge was a regular character in the television series star trek: the next generation, played by levar burton.

he held the rank of lieutenant commander and was the chief engineer of the uss enterprise-d and uss enterprise-e, both under captain jean-luc picard.
seinior staff meeting, conversation between captain jean-luc picard and geordi la forge:

la forge: it’s hopeless, there is nothing we can do.
picard: are you absolutely sure, mr. la forge?
la forge: wait a minute..! if we reconfigure … sub processor … conduit … realign … convert … main deflector dish!
picard: how long?
la forge: a couple of hours.
picard: make it so!

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