Geordi Roll


sometimes called the epic geordi maneuver it’s a move often used by the protagonist of a television show or movie to escape a door that slowly closes from the top down, quite often used by geordi la forge to escape when a warp core breach is imminent. it can also be applied in real life situations such as the closing of garage doors and any other overhead door, but it is not advisable to attempt a geordi roll with any other type of door.
after pushing the b-tton john had to geordi roll to make sure he’d get out of the garage in time.

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