george carlin
1937 – 2008. a great man who pointed out all of societies ignorance and stupidity and covered every american topic, from abortions, fat people, politics, child worship, government, etc. he was a famous comedian, and did a great deal to american society before he died, since then we have been living in chaos. he may be offensive, but definitely saw those unimportant things we talk about in our daily lives.
the world would be a much better place if george carlin was still alive
since 9/11, he has been the only stand-up comedian worth listening to. if not for him, we would probably have even less of a first ammendment than we have now. his message has always been that if you dont want to hear something, then you don’t have to listen.
oh beautiful, for-smoggy skies, insecticided grain, for strip-mined mountain’s magesty, above the asphault plane, america, america, man sheds his waste on thee, and hide the pines with billboard signs, from sea to smoggy sea
the comedy king who ccan out-funny any comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!
they’re going to ban the toy guns..and they’re gonna keep the f-ckin real ones!!
three steps above comedy.
the guy in the greatful dead t-shirt and the f-ck you hat agrees with me.
the funniest man in america. no wait, the world. not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. he’s a genius, and i salute him.
“we also like bombing brown people! not because they’re terrorists…just because they’re brown! seriously! when did we last bomb white people, when was the last time any white people were bombed? huh? the germans! and that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! dominate the world, bullsh-t, that’s our f-cking job! we can’t make a decent f-cking car, but we can bomb the sh-t out of your country all right!”
george carlin is a genius…there’s no other way to explain it.
the originator of “truth comedy,” and the one true g-d
“i wouldn’t f-ck her with a stolen d-ck!”
may 12, 1937 – june 22, 2008
most intelligent american that ever lived.
r.i.p, george carlin.
the funnyest d-mn person alive today.
“cheese t-ts”
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