goomer
psychedelic mushrooms
janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods–as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.
a goomer is usually a pothead, genius, lacrosse player who is extremely selfish and doesn’t care about anyone. you would usually find a goomer in a crowd of potheads and hippies partying his -ss off. a goomer can be a total douche at times. when a goomer is at a party, it will hook up with any girl it wants, but otherwise it is a complete and total p-ssy. a lot of girls want a goomer’s “d” but the goomer is to ignorant to notice it. a goomer is extremely lazy!
jim- “wow, that guy gets such good grades!”
jane- “don’t be fooled, he’s just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can’t take a hint. he was super nice to me last night but now whenever i try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot.”
jim- “oh well, he must be a p-ssy -ss goomer”
an ent-ty that is pr-ne to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.
the person in the car that just cut me off in traffic is a goomer
a term used in the south-west of england to refer to one-legged and unsuccessful prost-tutes; they are usually found roaming the streets of towns and cities.
“hey man, look at that babe over there wearing the tube top!”
“she’s only got one leg; she’s a goomer.”
“what a disappointment, let’s go get some tacos.”
what a doctor says or should say to all the med seeking drug addicts. it means get out of my er.
dead beat: hey doc, i have pain in my abdomen and i need pain medication. i’m allergic to everything except dilaudid, and i’m allergic to anything less than 2 milligrams of dilaudid.
er doctor: goomer, dead beat!!
an individual who is beyond awkward. wears geak like clothing, extremly smart and has absoultley zero swag. much like a geak, but the most extreme type of geakyness
jim- “holy sh-t, look at those kids pants, they only go to his shins”
matt- “ya you can see his white socks pulled all the way up his leg”
jim- “have you ever seen him with a girl?”
matt- “never, he always has a book in his hands”
jim- “haha, what a goomer”
a right plonka
oi goomer
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