George Lopez

when you are sitting far back on a toilet seat getting blumpkin (a bl-w j-b while taking a sh-t) and you drop a log that is so heavy it splashes toilet water in the girls face. you then have to kiss the girl four times.
ever since i had to do that george lopez in my girlfriends bathroom, i haven’t been able to watch lopez tonite.
one of the funniest(if not the funniest)mexican comedians there is.he is hilarious.he talks about things most mexicans go through in their life.unlike other jack-sses like carlos mencia,george lopez is funny when he talks about mexican life.
hey u seen that george lopez “why u cryin”
h-ll yeah that sh-t’s crazy.
a funny as h-ll mexican-american comedian famous for his show ‘george lopez’ which unfortunately got cancelled. he sure kicks the sh-t out of carlos mencia, because he actually is mexican, while mencia is honduran.
‘i heard george lopez got higher ratings than mencia.’
‘well no duh, he actually is mexican, and he’s so much funnier!’
a once funny comedian, but has unfortunately transformed himself into a racist hack of la raza.
after george lopez’s show was cancelled by abc, he said “tv was becoming too white”.
a mexican-american comedian who was funny when he had a self-t-tled tv show. after the show’s cancellation, he got a talk show on tbs and is now not only unfunny, but his voice is now all croaky and his hair got a little lame.

popular for his phrase “i got this!”
i am george lopez and i need some water, i destroyed my voice.
to squeeze nothing out of something similar to the way george lopez squeezes into movies
did you see b-lls of fury
yea typical george lopez
raging mexican pimp who makes fun of his own kind for money.
george lopez: why you crying cabron???

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