George Michael Ideation
serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot–ss george michael stubble. symptoms include listening to george michael or wham records on repeat, cutting out george michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about george michael, existential longing to be with george michael, erotic dreams about george michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.
(3am)melissa: “mom, sorry to call so late but i just had another wet dream about george michael. i’m scared”
mom: “|that’s strange. your sudden longing for george michael concerns me. is there any one in your life with really hot–ss stubble?”
melissa “just john from my design cl-ss, why does that matter?.”
mom: “it sounds like you have a bad case of george michael ideation induced by his hot–ss stubble. you’d better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
melissa: “thanks mom, i will!”
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