George Minkowski


the phenomenon that occurs when one surrounds his neural tissue with enough alcohol that he believes he can travel in time between points in his life and simultaneously ruin events in the present and/or past & future. almost always results in confusing and severe consequences for the traveler.
yeah man, fred came home and found his bosses swordfighting in his wife’s mouth. he’s getting george minkowski’d tonight.

(note for editors: this is not a real person’s name. this is a character on the popular show “lost” who went nuts because he was traveling in time which left him between a catatonic and confused state that eventually lead to his death.)

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