georgia lambert
on the 8th day, g-d created work. humanity didn’t like work. why you ask? because mortals, work sucks a donkeys shlong. so on the 9th day, the wise and all powerful g-d created georgia lambert, the greatest boss in the history of existence. georgia, through p-n-s jokes and laid-backed-ness, proceeded to make work worth while. now, philip could earn money with a smile on his face and a beer in his hand. all was finally well in the universe.
eric: man, my boss sucks a fat bag of d-cks. i hate work.
philip: sucks for you man, my boss tells jokes about bags of d-cks and brings beer. her name you ask? georgia lambert.
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