geosnob


one who disses someone’s experience of an “earthquake,” pointing to real earthquakes that happen elsewhere.
harry (facebook post): omg, an earthquake in greenville, sc!
d-ck (reply to post): an “earthquake”? lolz. that’s wasn’t an earthquake. when i lived in sf–now, those were earthquakes.
harry: geosn-b.
d-ck: i’d rather be a geosn-b than a geohypochondriac.

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