Marpat
new marine corps digital cammies. called marpat- marine pattern
marpat kicks -ss, better than the ancient cammo. and only the devil dogs get them. oorah!!
marpat is the better of the two existing digital patterns: the ones used by u.s. marines and that canadian “forces” thing north of here.
was perfected for the use of soldiers
that actually do stuff.
gi joe: hey, lets go buy our new digital uniforms and actually put them to use.
gi schmo: who doesn’t?
gi joe: those guys up north.
gi schmo: they have an army?
gi joe: i wouldn’t blame you for not knowing.
both: ha ha ha ha ha!…
the marine corps’ camo pattern. digital camo’s. like the army’s but differently colored, and the navy’s which will arrive in 2008.
dang. that marpat is a bad-ss looking uniform. even though we took it from the canadians.
a american marine camo pattern based almost completely on the canadian pattern known as cadpator canadian disruptive pattern
george bush: it was a great idea to steal the cadpat and adopt it into our forces, even thought we’re the wealthiest and most powerfull country and we can afford to make our own sh-t
a shabbbby nockoff of the canadian armed forces digital camoflauge…
bloggins –
hey see that yank with horrible weapons handling who can’t speak or lead and has a sgt rank?
greyman -yeah
bloggins – yeah he’s wearing marpat, a ripoff of cadpat, d-mn i wish the cf had the money for cool sh-t like the usa…
greyman – i hope their stupid reservists don’t bomb us again….
bloggins – if they do our snipers won’t save their -sses again.
greyman and bloggins go for beers eh.
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