geosthetic
that 90’s internet aesthetic. neon colors with low-quality gifs, tiled background, excessive use of iframes, and a “works best in internet explorer” banner in the footer.
“hey check out this website”
“wow i haven’t seen this strong a geosthetic since the sp-ce jam website”
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